phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

Friend Bandit

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

by Jefferson C July 8, 2007

Fish Bandit

A lesbian who loves the forbidden snatch.

Ellen is going after Portia, even though she is in a relationship with Rosie? What a fish bandit!

by Not Seo June 1, 2011

nandito bandito

a Mexican nando

look at that dumb ass nandito bandito

by wordbreaker November 17, 2015

backseat bandit

One who sits on the furthest row of seats in a vehicle like a bus, a van, or a car. The term implies (often ironically) that those who sit at the back are "cool" and/or "mischievous".

Those backseat bandits are causing mayhem again. What is about the back of a bus that gives kids such a powertrip?

by jm93urbandict August 17, 2020

Emo WheelChair Bandit

A Angry Very Ugly Teenager That Believes in Cutting Satan and Fears the Sun and Wears a Shit Ton of Eye Shadow and Happens to be Crippled Most of them Skip School and never do anything but cry.

Hunter Bailey is a Angry Emo Wheelchair Bandit

by Risk Shaq January 19, 2012

Back door bandit

A late night hook-up that you met on tinder (or any "dating" app) and you don't want your roommates to see them because they are well below your usual standards. So you sneak them in through the back door.

Hey Rob! We heard the back door bandit sneak in last night. How was she? Did this one have both legs?

by What is a pseudonym bro? September 14, 2016