Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.

I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

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forbidden ocean balloon

a slang term for the float part of a Portuguese man of war.

don’t touch the forbidden ocean balloon

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 31, 2025

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Brownwater Balloon-Bash

A recreational activity where a group of friends diarrhea into a water balloon, then tie it off and take turns biting it. He who gets a chunky surprise loses

"Alright everyone, after thanksgiving dinner Uncle Ron is gonna gather everyone for the annual Family Brownwater Balloon-Bash"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

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Pensacola Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised guy rolls up his foreskin and pees in it, filling the foreskin up like a water balloon.

He needed to urinate, so he gave himself the Pensacola Water Balloon.

by GatorBoy87 November 2, 2025

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Why would you search this up?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?

oooo!! a balloon dog!

by Zalo_r November 3, 2025

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