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Bears gotta eat

Used to explain someone's nature. Such as why they slept with someone or why did they do something stupid.
Tim: why did you do that?

TIM2: Hey bears gotta eat.
by Bbonemoney April 15, 2025
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bearskinning

The act of being nude and wrapped in a large warm blanket for comfort and warmth.
After crawling out of the cabin hot tub, I didn’t bother to change back into my clothes, so I just went bearskinning while lounging around the place.
by sirenxdoe May 27, 2025
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Barstool

A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot
"Yo, did you see the new barstool post?"

Or

"Lmao THAT'S going on barstool"
by ermmmwhatthefreak May 29, 2025
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Barstalamuel

A fat lazy person, not known for doing anything productive in any definition.
My coworker is a barstalamuel.
by Gokublack1 June 24, 2025
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bearshit

C.R.E.A.M. is related to stock market & property market, cheers+
don't mention it. 🐻 bearshit#
by catcelestialperson July 18, 2025
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bearshit

cream is stock property market shit nigg#🐻
don't mention it bearshit# 🐻
by catcelestialperson July 18, 2025
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Barstool Prophet

A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.
I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
by msacco July 25, 2025
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