bloody muffin

A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.

I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.

by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008

Bloody Larry

Death by excessive blood loss from the penis.

Mike F. masturbated to a picture of K. Didda so much, he suffered a Bloody Larry.

by Mike November 28, 2003

holy bloody jesus

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

by bluebear December 25, 2022

Bloody Polar Bear

When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo

John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night

Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw

by Bucknasty Bizzy February 03, 2011

it's not about the bloody food

When you're watching a modernised version of Macbeth in class but the kids only seem to care about the food so the teacher uses the phrase to tell them off.

Girl: Look at the doritos
Teacher: IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BLOODY FOOD

by pgcontent69 October 16, 2018

bloody nut cheeks

to have blood in between your nuts and your butt cheeks

bruh you got some bloody nut cheeks like i dont even wanna suck em any more

by Fleta February 01, 2018

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022