pig in a blanket

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine

Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!

by Zero_X November 30, 2024

Pig in a blanket

Pig(s) in a blanket is slang for undercover cops

Is that a pig in a blanket? - referring to an undercover cop

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

Vell in a Blanket

It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee

Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy

by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017