I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021

by Ninjaone November 3, 2021

Blanket a piece of fabric that ties the most simple struggle of keeping warm during the night. Cherish your blanket.
I love my blanket
by p350na June 28, 2022

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor
by wdomkr December 24, 2009

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.
I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.
by QuacksO October 9, 2023
