beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

by Toptonychick September 4, 2021

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021

Beef and chons

beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......

Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons

by Dr. Awesome guy June 3, 2014

Beef Bazooka

slang for a penis also known as a "love stump"

"Im about to blow this chick out with my beef bazooka"

by Euro Trash January 6, 2014

knuckle beefing

To violently finger fuck a girl or to ultimately become knuckle deep in her vagina while furiously finger fucking.

Dude! I was knuckle beefing that girl from the party last night so hard.

by blowjobjack December 28, 2019

Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.

Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!

by elpinche November 22, 2011

Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.

Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.

by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016