Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023

Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls

I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask

by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019

sandbox bandit

A noun: 1) A shady adult loitering around a playground or a known children's park. 2) An adult acting or looking like a child molester near children.

Girl 1: Who's that creep hangin by the swing set? Girl 2: He looks like a sandbox bandit to me... Girl 1: KIDS IT'S TIME TO GO!!!

by TRob August 1, 2012

splash some bandits

Splashing bandits
Verb
a word used when getting rid of a robber, member of an armed gang, one who robs travelers on the road

Jack: im gonna go splash some bandits

Jill: dont end up in the grave

by s(he) s(hits) (her)self November 27, 2023

BBL BANDIT

Someone with a really bad looking BBL. One where the ass is huge but the legs are skinny, showing that the BBL is just awful looking.

Bob: Dude look at that BBL Bandit!
Jack: Yeah it looks so bad!

by Baseball2323 November 1, 2025

Bandit

A black and white cat who has gained a little weight but will love you. Constantly meows.

Did you see bandit recently? He’s put on some pounds…

by Roz11 January 19, 2024