Autist Reinhart

A kid that is beyond the boundaries of what classifies an autist and is the total embodiment of cancer. The absolute worst human being on the planet. Dick Ryder who tries to get friends but not a soul in the universe shares sympathy with this fucking twat.

I fucking hate that autist Reinhart.

by God the creator of the univers June 5, 2019

August 5

August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”

They will expect money from you

Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5

by Shit it is the cool guy August 4, 2019

Augusto

Male insect, usually using a sledgehammer to the body-to-body communication with their high school students.
King Augustus II's most famous phrase: "Oh crap, you do the work or take it with the sledgehammer".

If you go to resources you have everything there, oh crap. - Rei Augusto II

by O tuga delas October 18, 2019

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019

Augusta Flatlander

To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.

I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week

by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020

August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 April 30, 2020

August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020