raccoon attack

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you suddenly pull out and stick both of your index and middle fingers in her ass and as she turns around in shock you draw circles around her eyes and run out of the house knocking over the trash can on the way out

Raccoon attack

by Stank lord June 13, 2021

attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021

Bear Attack

When a large, hairy homosexual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.

Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!

by Kyle April 10, 2003

Wack Attack

When someone gets way too high, and freaks out slightly. Symptoms include paleness, sweating, loss of the ability to open your eyes, and a desperate desire to no longer be high.

Josh: Dude, is Sam ok?
Joey: He is Wack Attacking.
Josh: Oh... Shall we fuck with him?

"Fuck... I'm ok... I'm ok... Its just a Wack Attack."

by Beentherebeenhigh August 26, 2009

Fart attack

Whe a person takes a huge shit then has a hear attack fron the fart.

Damn boy.! He had a fart attack

by Ebonybitch300 January 14, 2010

naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them.

Did you see Matt this weekend? Bryce wasn't looking and Matt totally naked attacked him in front of everybody!

by DarkRob2000 July 22, 2008

Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP August 30, 2016