Skip to main content

Alyssa

Alyssa's a bitch, she's always picking fights and always a expects you to be there for her but will never be there for you
Ugh did you see Alyssa
Yeah she's such a bitch
by The best so don't try mw September 8, 2020
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

Your best friend, future wife and life partner. Her ass looks so great in anything she wears. She has the perfect body even though she doesn't impress herself you love her cause you can see her true beauty. Her heart is as big as her ass and she is over the moon when she is in love. She will love and support you in any decisions you make aswell as she is very generous. She is not an argumentative person but she won't take any bullshit.
Alyssa if you're reading this I love you and I'd do anything for you. 🍆✊️💦💦
by MMA $LIM October 5, 2022
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever
"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"

"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa Gallo

oh that alyssa gallo, she's such a 'cheeky' monkey !!
by raisinnut February 9, 2022
mugGet the Alyssa Gallomug.

Alyssa

my nigga fr. i would die for her. prettiest girl you can ever meet. love her 4L
alyssa
by Papa111 January 3, 2022
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

Alyssa is a silly, happy girl, who can just a bit dark. She laughs a LOT. She has good friends and people to roast.
Spencer: Hey Alyssa!

Alyssa: laughs to death
by Suchboredom December 19, 2020
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Alyssa

QThe best girl you could possibly ever meet in your life. She is very sexy and she is very caring and she is the kindest person ever. She is very loving. You would never want to lose Alyssa. She is the best person in the whole wide world. If you have an Alyssa in your life than consider yourself very lucky to have

her and dont lose her
Person1: Alyssa is the best

Person2: thats so true
by Kvng.Jordy July 18, 2019
mugGet the Alyssamug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email