Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.

I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!

by Rupert123 March 4, 2008

Alabama Rodeo

When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for them to jump off of you.

Lisa was riding me when I told her I have AIDS and it took her five seconds to get off me. That was my Alabama Rodeo Record!

by Thomas Matthew Cleary Jackson August 21, 2008

alabama dry rub

Dry and forcefull anal sex.

Jacks wife screamed when gave her the alabama dry rub.

by cuntryboysghs March 24, 2011

Alabama Backsplash

Combination/variant of Cleveland Steamer, dump truck, rusty trombone, and Dirty Sanchez only filthier. During the act of intercourse, one parter deposits/sprays a significant amount of fecal matter directly on the head, face, neck, mouth, and possibly genitals of another or others.

Also known as the matter pushed out while working an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Origin: Southern United States.

She's so special to me, the Sanchez just wasn't enough. That's why she got the Alabama Backsplash. It was mother's day after all.

by Stoolio April 26, 2009

Alabama Kush

The best kush ever!

-a- yo man, that kush is wicked
-b- indeed
-a- am I drunk?
-b- its da kush
-c- alabama kush

by drkush May 11, 2009

Alabama Carnival Ride

when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits

When everyone left the office last night, Sherie came to my cubical, and I gave her an Alabama Carnival Ride.

by sugar rimmed areolas December 17, 2008

Alabama Shakes

The action of getting diarrhea (The shits) from soul food.

Guy 1: Man those were some good ribs from Daddy T's Soul restaurantlast night!
Guy 2: I'm glad YOU liked it... I got the Alabama Shakes from the pulled pork!

by DietDoritos December 3, 2015