Geez my knees

When a girl sits with her naked pussy on your knee and rubs her clit against it until she cums.

My girlfriend was feeling horny in public the other night, and was in a skirt so she took off her panties and she geezed my knee. God I love a good geez my knees.

by purelygrace February 24, 2012

Aspirin between the knees

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public

Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."

by phroug2 April 15, 2012

Went Knees to Jesus

A phrase to describe sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Doug?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard we went knees to Jesus.

by The Professor of Thugonomics September 4, 2016

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

Kevin Spacey's Knees

1) referring to Kevin Spacey's bum knees (origin can be traced to Spacey's role in Unusual Suspects where he plays a cripple with shitty knees); usually said as an insult
2) In the Pike fraternity
3) Sometime's confused with SDT

Tremor came on at the club and Louis blew his knee out again. Kid has Kevin Spacey's knees. Marona fook.

by Ya Sista's Fatch August 24, 2017

Wash your knees

Go suck a dick

Hey go wash your knees

by Dr.33 December 13, 2018

alaskan knee drive

when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long

yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after

by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017