pussy window

The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.

Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.

by carltonkid11 June 8, 2018

jeremy window

Jeremy window is a code name used for a lie if you do not want to give your actual name to somebody they are most commonly referred to as a twin sister

He looks wired I’ll tell him my name is Jeremy window

by Jeremy window February 17, 2022

Window whisper

The act of passing gas into another's open window, at night, of course.

If those goddamn hippies don’t stop banging those drums, I’m going to window whisper the shit out of their houses

by A four pound pud September 10, 2019

Creaky Window

Where one has a fart on the mic and tries to play it off as being their window creaking.
Commonly found when playing on PlayStation 4 when talking to friends.

"Oh my god. My windows CREAKING again."
"Alright, Whos got a Creaky Window?"
"My WINDOW just CREAKED again."

by NinjaDave February 12, 2018

ass in a window

A terrible stinky smell of an unclean ass hanging out of a window for some reason.

Don’t go in there, it smells like ass in a window.

by AJHawkgb50 February 2, 2018

yolo window

The time that elapses from the time one says 'yolo' in a non-ironic fashion to the time they realize whatever they are doing was probably not the greatest idea. Usually accompanied by a gung-ho attitude while getting a neck tattoo or chugging four Jager Bombs. During the yolo window, one is often either inebriated or just in a state of poor critical thinking, and it's unwise to make big decisions during this time, but it usually happens anyway.

'He thought he could win the pie eating contest. That yolo window closed after about 90 seconds.'

'Don't talk to Mikey about his ex right now. He's been drinking Jame-O straight all night and he's still in the yolo window.'

by Fox Islander November 5, 2015

Windows Shitsa

See shit.

It's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsa!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020