monday/tuesday

A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled

Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday

We never got our money

by Tower88 November 24, 2021

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Dirty Tuesday

When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.

I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass

by JeromeandOrome August 21, 2022

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Also known as Stroopwafel Tuesday, Stroopwafel Tuesday tradition is the Fëjland tradition and law that prohibits citizens of consuming food that is not Stroopwafel on tuesdays. This tradition originated to commemorate Trolldiers who were fed nothing but Stroopwafels in the Great Trolli War of 1872. People commemorate this loss by eating nothing but Stroopwafels on tuesdays. Breaking this rule can result in dire consequences with the Fëjland authorities.

My uncle was punished for eating an apple on Stroopwafel Tuesday Tradition

by Troll face Fëjland official. August 26, 2025

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Tuesday

The day where the, October, 1992 Goliath bombing incident took place. 700 were left dead and 1,347 left injured. The Goliath bombing incident is not to be confused with the prior Goliath bombing. Known as the Ten Day Silence of 88' that took place in an Turkish embassy in Germany.

Man on Tuesday, I lost my ex-wife in the Goliath bombing. But hey no more alimony.

by herbus the 14th October 10, 2022

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Tuesday effect

The effect of one being absent, from a place of usual attendance, for a long period of time. It is not imperative for the day to be a Tuesday, any day would have be of valid use.

-Hey why where you absent yesterday?
-You know I don't come on Wednesdays
-Right, the tuesday effect!

by Coni Ristansone December 18, 2019

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