Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011

shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.

She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.

by MrMcDaddyMan April 8, 2021

Miner's Shower

Using a river or other natural body of water and its components (mud, sand) to scrub and clean oneself while in the outdoors (esp. in the mountains).

Joel was hella stinky after hiking all day in the backcountry so he took a Miner's Shower and was at least somewhat tolerable to be around.

by Jibuzaemon May 23, 2011

Eiffel Shower

When 2 bitches piss over at least one dude(s) jerking off.

The husbands were jerking each other off while the wives pissed over them. Boom, Eiffel Shower.

by EiffelTowerBitch69 October 15, 2018

shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.

Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.

by Ratfink October 18, 2013