jon

lisedi: looks at that guy over there! he's boning
kate: it's jon!
by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023
Get the jon mug.

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.
by dopelemon June 12, 2020
Get the Retard Jon mug.

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 04, 2016
Get the Jon Link fucked a giraffe mug.

jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...
Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.
by definerlolz November 24, 2013
Get the jon david covert mug.

Jon Cryer

American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.
Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan
by superbobble.com April 13, 2017
Get the Jon Cryer mug.

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012
Get the Jon's Turtle mug.

Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet
Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*
by WillThatGuy June 05, 2024
Get the Jon Ison mug.