jon

lisedi: looks at that guy over there! he's boning
kate: it's jon!

by mxlvilleyyyy May 25, 2023

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Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

by dopelemon June 12, 2020

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Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

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Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...

Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.

by definerlolz November 24, 2013

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American actor. Mostly famous for playing Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men.

Jon Cryer is the perfect potrayal of alan

by superbobble.com April 13, 2017

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Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012

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The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet

Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*

by WillThatGuy June 05, 2024

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