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Jeff

Jeff is a liar
by djaisofi;jldsjklaf; May 6, 2019
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Jeff Bridgesy

The act of intimidating, being too much like, and/or being Nicholas Cage.
Guy 1: "Man, that motherfucker is being way too Jeff Bridgesy."

Guy 2: "What a fucking chode"
by JMFBBUDKM November 26, 2010
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sherry vrs jeff

A planty life app experience so extensive that it caused a pop culture ripple. #Sherryborarules #jeffexitstageleft.

She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
Man did you see that epic battle sherry vrs jeff?
by Whiterabbit1984 July 1, 2023
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Jeff

Person 1:Can you pass the jeff? Person 2: That block ass mother fucker?
by Zack nunya August 5, 2023
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Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.
Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen
by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021
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jeff brewer

Gods gift to woman, A mans man

Lovable hugable kind of guy
The kind of man to stay faithful to
The kind of man that u want to be with
Jeff brewer is that man that will take care of you.
by JefBrew May 20, 2018
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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