foot rock

A rock used to srape the nasty funktified layers off yo stanky dawgs.

it's summer time, i need to get me a foot rock to file them bad boys down.

by where's the beef? July 24, 2003

foot long

To take a foot long line of coke

whoa that foot long just got me cloud 9

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

Foot Fetishist

A human being or fictional character who perversely engages in sexual behavior in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to feet, most accurately in a way that is considered lecherous and unacceptable.

A foot fetish is usually an interest in feet. But if it is taken to a degree which is deemed creepy, that crosses the line. However, actual crime involving a foot fetishist is rare.

by Info2go October 19, 2016

shit foot

when some one poops their pants and then steps in it.

some guy pooped on my couch, stepped in it, then walked around. he is a shit foot.

by partypooper10210 June 14, 2010

foot faerie

Someone who plays soccer.

"Did you get a chance to see the soccer game yesterday?"
"Yup, those foot faeries were all over the field."

by Knatty November 3, 2006

foot snow

For some reason, women have invented a rediculous notion! They think that scraping their feet with a sand-paper like paddle to remove dead skin is a good idea.

In actuality, unless you have a giant foot fetish, it is the most disgusting noise you have ever heard, and it leaves a giant pile of dead skin scrapings all over your stuff.

Someone with a foot fetish may enjoy snorting this residue as if it were cocaine.

Amanda, get that foot snow the hell away from me!

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Foot fetish

The only acceptable kink to shame

Man: "I have a foot fetish-"

Woman: "HELLO, POLICE?!"

by Matt Dove March 1, 2021