flat vorhees

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.
by Sweezy May 17, 2016
mugGet the flat vorheesmug.

Flat

1. One of your tires when you have been driving your Hellcat too much
2. Smooth and not round
3. That skinny girl who sit behind you
1. Aw, crap! My tire is flat!
2. A piece of wood is flat
3. Damn, she FLAT!
by Fat Heffer April 7, 2019
mugGet the Flatmug.

Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.
I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.
by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024
mugGet the Flat-screen T.Vmug.

Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!
Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.
by Awhitewv February 4, 2022
mugGet the Flat-crackinmug.

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.
She has a flat screen tv.
by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021
mugGet the flat screen tvmug.
What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020
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flat

Cool-looking, sexy.
Friend1: See this new car I bought?
Friend2: Yeah bro it looks flat.
by LB16 October 6, 2016
mugGet the flatmug.

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