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Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.
Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024
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Brian Fernando Jara

Brian Fernando Jara is depressing and sukaina Shivji is not.
by Not sukaina May 13, 2019
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Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls

Poetic (alternative of ‘biggest bollocks boy’) (for the /b/ sound). Also a tongue twister.
Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls in the world so many people called him ‘biggest bollocks boy’.
by marcotoa January 18, 2025
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The Brian Effect

the effect is being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist or overall making edgy jokes in a conversation with someone
it is an effect that occurs when hanging out with brian a lot
Example 1
Black guy: “hey brian i ate a banana today”
Brian: “you know why”

Black guy: “why”
Brian: “cause your a monkey”
Example 2
Arab guy: “hey Brian how was your flight”
Brian: “great im glad you weren’t on it”
Arab guy: “why do you say that”
Brian: “cause you would’ve made some towers collapse”
The Brian Effect makes people edgy
by biggieballs777 April 27, 2023
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Brian

Guy who leaves his friends and never plays xbox
Brian where have u been
Him.
by Sergio is trash December 6, 2019
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Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian
Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars
by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023
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brian and stephanie

brian and stephanie look hot together they sould get married
by ctckashes March 18, 2023
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