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Shrek

The protagonist from The 2001 movie, Shrek. also he has the best abs i n the w o r l d
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Shrek

Best waifu!!! >w<
Shrek is best waifu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Musi The Kitty Cat December 6, 2021
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Shrek

Our lord and savior,

He demands onion sacrifices
Person 1: When would we see Shrek?
Person 2: December 25, 2020
by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020
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Shrek

Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺🤭🤞 his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable
Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join
by Daddy shrek🤞 March 11, 2022
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Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.
John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.
by getNutellad July 4, 2019
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Shrek

Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)
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Shrek Ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands
by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020
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