Maria

The world's strictest mother in the world, specifically Maria Adair, mother of Cole Adair.

Mannnn of course he got grounded again. His mom is such a Maria.

I think Maria grounded him again.

by stop grounding cole mrs adair January 6, 2022

Maria

Maria is the most beautiful girl ever has big ass and tits and will fall in love with someone named Romeo

I think Maria would have a boyfriend named Romeo

by Bahrain’s July 9, 2021

Maria The Chosen One

She's the best and most gorgeous friend you can have. She'll be there for you when you need help with a friend or when you are confused as fuck. You laugh at her with the nickname "Mariele" but it's all friendly. You wouldn't be able to live without her. Have a Maria aka TCO in your life.

Boy: your friend is a TCO (Maria The Chosen One)! You have the best friend ever!

by Joacuch October 2, 2019

maria

Maria may be short, but she still has a shit ton of energy. She adores animals, and loves to wear her long hair down. She loves to have fun and talk to others.

horses r my life!
u must be a maria!

by u guys suck <3 November 18, 2021

Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

Maria

Maria Beatriz Rodrigues Reis também conhecida como Maria b13 é uma pessoa que gosta de ladrar para as outras, tem bué mania, e tá fodida para o teste de geometria

"temos de falar ali com a nossa amiga rit...maria desculpa para nos ajudar com o beta 13"

by mazzzz gatoo November 21, 2021

Maria

Gorgeous

M a r i a is how you spell gorgeous Maria a lovely great beautiful human being

by James Ed January 31, 2021