by My Jellybelly is smelly April 07, 2019
by MotherFuckingBitch28 December 18, 2022
by nunamaker April 04, 2015
by highboi March 22, 2018
Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
by Fueled by adhd November 12, 2021
*makes a really bad joke that makes you want to kill yourself then slowly zooms in camera on face*
"............. I'll go home"
"............. I'll go home"
by Idek.org February 27, 2017
The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
by Nubie Plz October 06, 2008