Week Zero

The week at school or work where you act like you don't know any motherfucker in that b***h.

Real nigga: "Man yall fake as hell. I'm goin back to Week Zero and pretend that I never even met any of yall!"

Fake Bitch: "Dat nigga don't fuck wit me no mo cuz i didn't pay him back dat money so i said fuck him i'm on my Week 0 shit now!" - Posted on January 31, 2011 at 2:25 PM via Mobile Web

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Level Zero Hero

The U.S. Marine Special Operations Team 8222 in Bala Murghab, Afghanistan (2009-2010)

The Level Zero Heros executed operations in Bala Murghab, Afganistan over a seven month period

by Unknown Operator April 29, 2014

Division by zero

A math joke that has been so overused that it has become a cliche.

"I used division by zero and my paper gone into flames."

Not funny anymore..

by inquilinekea February 14, 2007

absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest

a phrase on one of the shirts of an urbandictionary ad.

not funny at all, but a display of no sense in fashion

the chick wearing the shirt that says "absolute zero -273.15˚C is the coolest" has no sense of fashion or humor and has no social skills

by T-Bizzcuit April 4, 2010

Mr Zero

an online name commonly used by child predators; stay away from ANYONE using this name

Mr Zero seems friendly at first, then asks for contact details, then buttrapes you sooner or later!

by Theta Zero July 8, 2010

t minus zero

There is no time left and you need to make a decision. To fuck or not to fuck. That is the question.

When I encountered a stripper, I had t minus zer to make a decision to screw her.

by JOHN May 11, 2004

Agent Zero

a.) the act of indefinitely suspending a romantic/sexual relationship with vague assurances that the association could be re-established at some unidentified later date.

b.) being indefinitely suspended by a romantic/sexual partner without a clear understanding of the seriousness of their intentions.

"He was great in bed but I still have that hottie special agent to go out with and my ex-boyfriend visiting in a couple months. I think I'm going to have to pull an Agent Zero."

"He lives across the country but we have a really special connection - we didn't break up but he says he needs some time to himself, do you think I've been Agent Zeroed?"

by jazmyn13 January 13, 2010