Squeaky Death Tube of Doom

another word for flute

Friend: Imma grab my trumpet.
Me: Imma grab my squeaky death tube of doom.

by howdoesonehappy May 26, 2019

Budget Test Tube Baby

Somebody who was conceived in a test tube using sub-standard materials and poor quality control resulting in retardedness and stupid behaviour in their adult life.

A : Dude C stuck his hand to his face using Super-Quick-Dry Glue.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.

by shamansuvanam October 3, 2011

tube steak burrito

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth

dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito

by Jordie Pants December 21, 2008

peter and the test tube babies

A bad ass punk band with a funny vocalist

Banned from the pubs get outta this place cause we dont like your face

by mike August 17, 2004

getting party noob tubed

When your date passes out at a party, before you hook up.

Getting party noob tubed... My friend brought a girl to a party, she passed out early due to being too drunk, therefore makng her a "noob" at partying. Getting noob tubed is when someone in call of duty takes a grenade launcher and kills u with it. Only "noobs" use it and it's annoying to be killed by. So when a girl passs out early and you dont get to hook up with her... you were just party noob tubed. AKA pnt.

by subaru02wrx November 23, 2010

One-tube Wonder

Someone who only makes it big with one youtube video, and then crashes after every other video made.

Jarrett Sorko became a One-Tube Wonder with his video, "Im from Windsor dude", with around 65,000 views. Then every other video created barely hit 1,000 views.

by A-Money Dogg April 27, 2011

emulsified high-fat offal tubes

sausages

or even bangers

The Queen: Philip, would you find it most triumphant if we had emulsified high-fat offal tubes for luncheon?
Philip: yes mate.

"let's have some sausage and mash"

bangers and mash

by joannamccole August 3, 2010