dirty kirby

when a girl sucks you off and then proceeds to spit it out instead of swallowing

much like kirby spits out other players when he sucks them up on super smash bro. for the nintendo 64

Dude,wtf!? your mom did the ol' dirty kirby last night

by Kenny,keith,ethan August 6, 2007

DIRTY MARCI

When a MALE injects milk or a dairy product into a FEMALE'S anal cavity, the FEMALE then squirts it back out into a glass or beaker, & the FEMALE or MALE drinks it. A delectable treat.

"I met this chick named MARCI at the Scoreboard Bar. We went back to her pad & she allowed me to put some milk up her butt! MARCI squirted the milk back into a glass & she drank it!"

DIRTY MARCI Spanish translation; "MARCI SUCIO"

by Filthy Willard December 9, 2010

dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.

by Bari May 24, 2006

dirty lopez

fuck jennifer lopez in the ass and wype it on her couch

in the ass on the couch dirty lopez

by buttom bithc May 19, 2010

Dirty Daisy

When a large group of overweight women (usually over 250 lbs.), gather around 1 toilet and each take a massive dump without flushing.

*Guy runs out bathroom*
- "What happened?"
- "There is a massive Dirty Daisy in stall #3!"

by DaisyDan69 May 12, 2011

Dirty Lucy

The act of a female dragging her yeast laden or menstrating labia across another individual's body part.

After removing her tampon and applying monistat-7, she gave him a Dirty Lucy.

by ladenator February 12, 2008

The dirty santa

The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.

yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang

by strawberry gobbler June 17, 2012