National Kill All Rapers Day

Please, make this a thing.

Tiktok: crepebunny

"Lets celebrate National Kill All Rapers Day by getting knives and killing assaulters!"

by belladahuman May 6, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

National Booty day

Every May 3rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking

Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty

by BootyMan23 May 3, 2021

National Kiss a Dancer Day

October 30th is National Kiss a Dancer Day! Go find yourself a dancer and kiss them good.

Oh there’s a dancer, Imma go kiss them because it’s National Kiss a Dancer Day

by dancergirl55 October 24, 2019

national post who you want day

A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want

James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later

by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019

National Bro’s Day

Couples have Valentine’s Day,mothers have Mother’s Day,fathers have Father’s Day,single women have international womens day.on the 15th of may it’s bros day where you celebrate with your bros and tell them you love them

Fred:Hey dude it’s National Bro’s Day.
Jeff:What’s that
Fred:it’s where you show appreciation and love to your bro

by The connoisseur January 16, 2022

National Smush Day

Literally just Valentine’s Day.

The couples all just fuck today. Just call it National Smush Day.

by crackwhoresugabb February 15, 2021