A person who acts really stupid. Either they act as if they are younger than they really are, or are oblivious to the obvious.
My friend didn't realize that the keys to his truck were lying on the table we were sitting and he saw him and asked where his keys were at. What a balmy head.
by A Really Bright Person September 6, 2011
Get the balmy headmug. One who loves Eddie Munson and believes that he should not have been killed if of the show Stranger Things😭❤️ 🔥🎸🤟🏼 Can also be used as a fan base name! A combination between a “Metal head” and Eddie Munson
by Munson Head 86 July 18, 2022
Get the Munson Headmug. by aycomidaenlacasa December 15, 2021
Get the Rocky Road Headmug. An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016
Get the Five-headmug. A person who is getting on your nerves just a little bit but you still tolerate them. It can also be used when someone says something cool or weird a bit like how you use bombaclut.
by Theofficiallinaaa May 19, 2020
Get the Bum bum headmug. by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
Get the February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 timesmug. giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid
John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's
Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done
John: bro its friday
Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done
John: bro its friday
by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007
Get the crack headingmug.