Couch Butt

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

butt typing

A term similar to "butt dialing" that refers to the phenomenon where a virtual keyboard on a touch smartphone is accidentally touched, hence rendering a random strings of letters (and characters).

I just pulled my phone out of my pocket and found a text full of gibberish—classic case of butt typing!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Dry Butt Hole

A dry, hairy, crusty butthole

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole

by Some rando out there January 8, 2022

Butt-it

Another term for passing gas or flatulence.

He butt-it so loud the room shook and smelled atrocious

by Ftmillrightone February 8, 2024

doggy poop butt

You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!

Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

king kong butt

The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.

“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”

by This isn’t Cole November 23, 2021

flummber-butt

a fatt ass girl who doesnt care about any one but her selfish bitchy self!

(becky bumps into sheryl)
sheryl: wtf u r such a flummber-butt!!!!!!
becky: wtf does that mean....o...wait i dont care
sheryl:flummber-butt
becky: what everu r not invited to my sweet sixteen
sheryl: o darn u, darn u to heck! u r such a flumber-butt
becky:beeeeaaatch (slap) o shit i broke a nail!
sheryl: u r bout to break u r face
becky:what??(confused blonde)
sheryl: (CAT FIGHT!!!!)

by sexy*girls*with*attitudes*meeeooOw January 13, 2008