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Joe Jerk Off

A variation of "Joe Schmoe", this term is used for someone who inserts their opinion when not asked. Additionally, this person thinks they know what they're talking about, even though they have no experience or knowledge on most subject being discussed. You might say a Joe Jerk Off is a member of the Peanut Gallery.
Guy #1: Do you hear this guy talking about shit he knows nothing about?
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a real Joe Jerk Off
by ImAGorilla69 March 16, 2022
mugGet the Joe Jerk Offmug.

pissed-off-fade-away move

When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."
Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.
by ????Mystery Genius???? June 10, 2016
mugGet the pissed-off-fade-away movemug.

Freak off

"Zahara is doing a party tonight" person one

"So a freak off than" person two

"Of course it's Zahara she always does freak offs" person one
by Benover4england September 25, 2024
mugGet the Freak offmug.

gone off sun cream

Gone off sun cream tastes like bird poo.
by Debskelly1985 May 29, 2023
mugGet the gone off sun creammug.
To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
by Gunggung September 27, 2021
mugGet the Pulling the front bumper offmug.

buss off

*person starts playing wACK music*
“we bOutta buss off”
by lyoshica October 9, 2020
mugGet the buss offmug.
Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
mugGet the National Cut off people’s legs Daymug.

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