Mile high-five club

Masturbating on an airplane.

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

by Vthippiechick May 14, 2022

Stone Bridge High School

A school full of lowlifes who think they live in the hood. Calling Ashburn, Virginia (The location of the school.) "A-town" or "The burn". When in reality they are rich kids backed by their daddy's credit-card. Guys stumble around the hallways high as hell on weed and assaulting girls, while the very same girls act like sluts. Everybody hates each other but pretend to be best friends. Like the cliche, they are great at sports like the rich high school jocks they are. Kids roll up in their Corvettes and (on the lower end) Mustangs. After which they sit on the bleachers trading money and drugs. All in all, they are the most coked up, fake ass school out there. They are the school people think of when they call Ashburn, "Cashburn".

Nobody likes people who go to Stone Bridge High School!

by Stonebridge Student May 16, 2022

Mifflin County High School

A school in Mifflin County that is well-known for its high-grade fentanyl. Looking for fentanyl? Walk into the bathrooms. Half of the student body is either racist and homophobic, or gay. Good luck finding any actual education, as it is one of the three lowest-ranked schools in the state of Pennsylvania.

“Hey man, did you hear about Mifflin County High School?”
“Yeah man, I’m gonna start going there for my drugs. They have the good sh*t”

by B!tchT!tties April 3, 2022

tinley park high school

Tinley park high school is a school with a bunch of white ghettos boys and girls that all vape and smoke in the bathroom. this school if ghetto and horrible. they are known for there drug problem. there all just a bunch of druggies.

tom: hey have you heard of tinley park high school.
mia: oh that high school thats really ghetto?

tom: yeah that one.

by slut12345 November 5, 2021

abington junior high school

abington junior high school

a shitty as school where the 7th graders bark at the emos and where the 8th graders wanna rumble everyone and everyone in that school is a nicotine addict.

abington junior high school is filled with hoes

by yeiskdkdkdjdkd November 13, 2021

West hall high school

school full of trannies and fat bitches. there is some funny people and some trashy ass hoes. if you need that za or a cig, or just some good ass entertainment, hit up west hall.

West hall high school

by Ann’Julie November 14, 2021

Rye Neck High School

A small school that doesn’t have a town to accompany it. The over flow of Mamaroneck, Rye, and he’ll even some of Harrison pushed into one building located on a swap. One room sinks farther down every year but don’t work They put your tax dollars to a new science wing and a middle school gym. If you happen to find yourself in the D corridor bathroom 9/10 times you’ll find the big stall occupied by upperclassman smoking their laced carts. Parties are lame and held in the same basement year round. If you want coke i’m sure you could ask the “popular girls” and they’ll have a bag in their cars. Believe it or not there are more Republicans than Democrats at this school and even though they can’t vote they voice their love for Donald Trump. The football team sucks and their cheerleaders aren’t any better. Sorts here are made a big de but are the biggest joke of the league. Nearly every student has a nic addiction and a minimum of 3 bodies. If any of this offended you then it’s about you.

“Bro you go to Rye Neck High School, I’m so sorry for you”
“Oh yeah Rye Neck High School. Trust fund kids right?”

by Someone who hates their school September 11, 2021