keystone chilli dog

When youre hitting it from the back raw and she chunky sharts on your dick and you stick it back in

Omg canyon, i just chili dog shat on your dick!
"No you didn't brayden, not the chunky shat, keystone chilli dog

by Bch2000 March 10, 2022

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

canary dog

a canary dog is the art of collecting multiple colorful curtains decorated with pottery

Yo, your mom has sick canary dogs!!!

by November 11, 2020

Suki the dog

An urban legend about a dog who used to always scratch at doors and bother its owners. One day, the dog fell down the stairs. Weeks after, the dog started showing symptoms. The dog died of a seizure afterwards. Suki the dog haunts people who make fun of deaf and blind dogs who are losing hair, and also families who owned a pomeranian

Person 1: Ayo my computer turned on by itself last night
Person 2: oh my god..i think suki the dog is haunting you

by SuperbGamer8264 August 07, 2021

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 26, 2016

Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog 20/20, similar to icing them. They have 6 minutes to finish it or they will be required to drink another. Popularized by the spruce boys of WVU. Cannot be refused.

This is the third time I’ve been mad dogged today by six, I am fucking hammered. I am definitely mad dogging six back.

by Daniel Sox May 09, 2020