National give Mary head day

Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day

Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day

by Jsjdhdjvdjx October 19, 2019

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

national prank your kid

May 11

¨THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE¨
kid: OMG AHH
haha i lied its !!national prank your kid DAY!!

by arararyayay May 11, 2023

National send an ass pic day!

January 12th is send an ass pic day!!! You must send an ass pic to whoever sent u this s

Happy national send an ass pic day!!

by Bob Bcbobby January 11, 2024

national shorts day

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

Hell Nation

Another name for The United States of America

I'll be taking a business trip to Hell Nation next summer.

by cumsockdrawer August 20, 2022

National Blowjob Day

April 15th is a day where someone may ask for a blowjob and must receive one no matter what. No complaints

Hey baby its National Blowjob Day, come give me the SUCC

by Vince Madici April 14, 2019