by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023
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Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.
by QuacksO May 11, 2018
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by kalythebanana March 8, 2023
Get the National Armpit day mug.National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.
by Psychies November 3, 2022
Get the National Skirt Day mug.On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
by Greygovernment December 6, 2023
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