I am in love with you

Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.

her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?

by whathello March 15, 2021

Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much

You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay

by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021

I love you more

I love you more is a beautiful statement. But there is one downside to it, when people use the statement it doesn’t work.

“I love you” -Brandon

“I love you more” - Sam
^Sams statement doesn’t count because she is Sam

by Brandon81632 February 8, 2022

I’m In Love With My Car

I’m In Love With My Car is a song by the talented Roger Taylor, he sings about being in love with a car. However his bandmates often teased Roger for his song and almost didn’t put it on the album, they ended up putting it on there when Roger locks himself in a cupboard and won’t come out until they allow it on the album

An example would be:
Brian: I’m In Love With My Car? Maybe it’s not strong enough.
Roger: What does that even mean? Not strong enough?

by Rogers lost maracas :( December 18, 2021

multi loving gender activists

people who believe that both genders (there are only two genders) are unequal, this is clearly a bad thing as society sometimes does not recognize that both genders should be completely equal.

people that wolf whistle women making them feel violated
or
the fact that a woman can hit a man but a man cannot hit back

and
multi loving gender activists means love for all genders

by lovingten% October 9, 2018

St. Louis Love Muffin

When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick

Josh gave me a St. Louis Love Muffin last night.

by SusanJensMom January 12, 2021

Who loves who more

It is scientifically proven that Savannah loves Lucinda more then Lucinda loves Savannah.

Lucinda: “I love you more”
Savannah “I love you more and it’s in the urban dictionary so shut the fuck up and I win the war of who loves who more. Also that rhymes.”

by soggytoenailedfaggot February 6, 2021