ass dough

to make money sitting on your ass all day.

bill:i have a great job!! All i do is sit on my ass and make money!
Fred:yep good ol' ass dough.your living the dream buddy. Dosen't get any better than ass dough.

by partin April 8, 2008

Ass Llama

1) An idiot
2) A very no0bish person
3) Someone who tends to be very frustrating
4) Someone who is couterproductive
5) A person with no life

Sam- God that guy just cut me off!
Joe- Yeah I know, he's a total Ass Llama

Many teachers are Ass Llamas.

by Final Destination Luverzzzz March 10, 2009

phantom ass

random mooning. in other words..the random flashing (showing) of ones ass to an unsuspecting victim. usually accompanied by shouting of the phrase "phantom ass!"

*john's bro runs in and does the phantom ass*

*all witnesses groan*

by ksudnsnu August 10, 2008

Ladder Ass

After working on a ladder and clenching you guts for hours you are now capable of the worst smelling farts

I thought I was was gonna get some from my girlfriend until I started getting ladder ass

by Webster, bitch October 8, 2008

ass itch

An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.

"I had to use the cheap single-ply toilet paper at work and now I have ass itch. "

by Baver April 24, 2014

Cats ass

Traditionally used to denote a very small circular bald spot in the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and resembles a feline anus.

Johnny: Dude did you see Jesses cats ass?

Brad: Ya man, he needs to go to the Hair Club for Men and have that thing plugged.

by GGAllin25 October 16, 2014

Assed Up

Assed up is most commonly used in situations when livid is too weak and fucking enraged is not acceptable language for the company in the room. It makes the elderly giggle for being wrong, yet tepid by today's standards.

Boy, the boss sure is assed up about all of us being the world's most worthless employees.

by Optimous Douche November 26, 2014