Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

Pizza faced

When you eat so much pizza your belly button grows a smiley face

A well done extra large pepperoni pizza and your pizza faced?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Cover Face

do things in a way that will prevent people from blaming or criticizing you.

you do something in order to protect yourself, for example against criticism or against accusations of doing something wrong

She tried to cover face when asked about a situation

by Liyaaa16 May 22, 2025

throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 1, 2014

Horse Face

Also known as Brad Keselowski. Nascar driver. Drives the #2 for Team Penske. Looks like a horse.

NASCAR fan: did you see Brad Keselowski?
NASCAR fan #2: yeah he has such a horse face.

by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010

blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.

“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”

by berdz May 21, 2022