crossfit pull-ups

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is often erroneously promoted by CrossFitters as a "functional movement."

Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.

by matty tsunami April 29, 2024

pulling a YouTube

1. When a person keeps on changing the rules and forgets the old ones or updates their own/other people's rules because they can't seem to follow them or follow them correctly.

2. When you do something that other's don't want you to, like, it's literally never encouraged, but you do it anyway.

1. person one: *plays tag* *changes the rules* *forgets the old rules* *changes them again*
person two: *whispers* "The fuck is he doing?"

person three: "He's just pulling a YouTube, again."

2. person one: "Hey, do you guys dare me to climb the fence?"

Everyone (or at least two people): "No."
person one: "I'm going to do it anyway, guys."
person two: "There's literally security cameras everywhere and there's guards at the fence."
person one: *climbs fence anyway*
Everyone: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

by It_Can_Not December 26, 2019

Pulling a Manny

When you’re super horny and your woman is asleep. Pull the panties to the side and stick it in.

Lisa was knocked out and I wanted to get mine, so I am Pulling a Manny!

by Lo77 October 16, 2019

(to) pull a Sokol

When a girl gives you an indirect but obvious hint to sleep with her but instead you misread it as a coincidence and you don't want to look like an idiot by making a move. Instead you look even more like an asexual incel because you just denied her the D.

(to) pull a SokolS: "Dude I was watching Netflix with that one girl and she slowly moves my hand on her tits. I didn't want to make a move because what if she didn't want that?"
T: "Bro what the hell? Are you not into girls or did you just pull a Sokol?"

by not impct November 13, 2018

Pulling a Yousef

Getting kicked out from the friend group and is used when you are a fake person and constantly blackmail others when things don’t go your way and cannot handle a small insult or joke

Did you just go on my parents Facebook for pictures of me just to blackmail

Time to pull a yousef
Pulling a yousef is used for snakes and blackmailers only

by Olympic gold medalist November 15, 2019

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.

Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.

by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022