Every May 3rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking
Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty
by BootyMan23 May 3, 2021
Get the National Booty daymug. by The cuh October 27, 2021
Get the National throw short people daymug. by anonymous November 11, 2020
Get the National ask out a girl daymug. Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abusermug. by i hate feminists3213 March 8, 2021
Get the national jelal daymug. Feb. 19th is National NATHAN.RAY1 DAY. A Day Of Appreciation To The Man Who Informs Us About National Holidays
by SURGETVHD July 7, 2021
Get the NATIONAL NATHAN.RAY1 DAYmug. On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!
Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th
by FB Annie May 24, 2023
Get the National Ignore Your GF Daymug.