you don't like me and I don't like you

1. An agreement between enemies to respectfully leave each other alone or otherwise cooperate for mutual benefit.

2. The beginning statement to propose such agreement.

All right, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's coordinate our schedules to make sure we never run into each other.

by SerenaBlackCat March 5, 2017

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.

Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned

by anonymous March 11, 2022

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

You Really Won’t Let Me Cum Inside You

A saying said by a Greek man when f*cking in a tent

Half way through s*x “you really won’t let me cum inside you” - Phil followed by indistinguishable dirty talk in Greek.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

the fuck you say to me you little shit

the fuck you say to me you little shit

the fuck you say to me you little shit

by yeet boi 2.0 February 25, 2021

The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

- Another one of Ninja, a Fortnite streamer's quotes

Guy 1: Your so bad at this!
Guy2: The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011