Ass Hands

When your hands both look and feel like ass. A bizarre peeling condition when the skin on your hands peels off and grow back and the process repeats itself.

I am embarassed by my ass hands, they make it difficult to touch other people.

by Buffdaddy26 March 21, 2009

[Ass-Pretzel]

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

by K-Jam January 23, 2009

explosive ass

A penitant convict on death row found religion and repented his crime. From then on, he stuck a pin in his ass everytime he sinned through thought, word or deed. When executed on the electric chair, the amount of metal embedded in him made his ass explode in a huge mushroom cloud of blood and shit.

"My goodness, that mans ass exploded."

by Tsing Shi Tao May 16, 2004

ass launch

when someone gets it up the ass from a guy and afterward farts and some of it starts to drip slowly out of the rectum

She took it up the ass after taking some laxative and all of a sudden i see jizz dripping out!

by 08204 March 3, 2004

ass holla

Someone who likes ass holes

A gay man

by Alistair July 20, 2003

Ass Butter

A nice smooth spread that comes out the ass after sex. It can be used on toast or other foods.

Dave saved his ass butter in the fridge for dinner.

by jesus that doesn't love kurt April 21, 2006

Ass Master

one who is familiar with asses and their abilities to provide pleasure and to flatuate.

Donald is a total ass master he got with Monika

by Zac Lowe July 1, 2005