Lil Gay Sex

Nickname for the hit neighbor singer with a funny voice better known as Lil Nas X. He makes very interesting songs. The reason why I think he is gay is because there is a song entitled INDUSTRY BABY in which the music video (at 33 seconds) showcases Lil Nas X alongside a group of gay, homo thugs. I don't like this very much. I find it very uncomfortable considering I am thugphobic but, lets get back to the definition. Yesterday I had a sandwich and it had salami, ham, cheese, extra mayo, was toasted 10 times and was donated to a local homeless shelter.

Person 1: "God, I hate Lil Gay Sex, his new song sucks"
Person 2: "I know, right?"

by Infidel C@stro May 30, 2023

cave man sex

2 men rubbing there penises together like a caveman starting a fire

lets go hav cave man sex in that alley back there

by dicy 132 November 5, 2008

National Sex Day

On April 13
You basically do all forms of sexual activities with a person not to speacial , meant to just be for pleasure

Richard: How are you going to celebrate national sex day

James: with Daniela

by RetroRob69 May 26, 2018

sex surrogate gift

gee whiz! -another fucking birthday (christmas), and you're still having to get off alone!! how sad! i'm (santas') going to bring you a nice sex surrogate gift this year. you can rest back and 'watch the stars', while the surrogate does all the 'work'!!

you couldn't 'score' with michael foolsley 'cause you were three hundred pounds!!?? -no problem!!...in this box is a phone number...call the number, and order up YOUR type of sex surrogate!!

judy got the sex surrogate gift this year!! -after she got off, she was all smiles!

i'm hoping somebody gives me the sex surrogate gift this year!!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

Substitute Hole Sex

also known as SHS.
Another way to say Anal Sex.

When I woke up with mud on my helmet from the drunken Substitute Hole Sex last night, I flipped out.

by shabooty.com January 9, 2008

roast dinner sex

some people like food and sex.
roast dinner sex is the perfect comprimise.
it involves roast dinner being eaten/licked off a torso. proceeded by crazy ass sex. the whole works, yorkshire puddings, sprouts, beef and most importantly lashings of gravy.

hey dude i had such great roast dinner sex today

by craigabc1234 May 30, 2008

Better than sex

Better than sex is what bts stands for

"Bts stands for better than sex"
"Lies sex is better"
"Shut up you virgin ass bitch"

by Lose holed slut December 24, 2018