eat me out like one of your french girls

A sentence that girls use to say they want to have sex with him.

Girl:Oh my god he's so cute
Girl 2:I want him to eat me out like one of his french girls
Boy:Do you want to have sex with me?
Girl 2:Yes!
Girl:Eat me out like one of your french girls!

by Original_Clorox April 18, 2018

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

by Spiderman:no way home December 20, 2021

What the fuck did you fucking say about me

This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you

Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?

by notavalible123 June 27, 2020

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006