A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
by markalodian June 13, 2021
When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.
Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box
Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life
Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.
Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life
Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.
by thatmanwithautism March 01, 2022
A musically watered down style of metal that's meant to be as inoffensive and possible and appeal to the widest demographic possible. Also commonly overlaps with octanecore.
"Old school" butt metal is basically mediocre groove metal/NWOAHM, it can also surprisingly overlap with (melodic) extreme metal, for example FFDP, Damageplan and the album Trust No One by DevilDriver
"New school" butt metal is typically inoffensive, easily digestible metalcore, for example Bad Omens, I Prevail, Spiritbox, new Of Mice & Men, new Architects and most legacy metalcore acts trying to be relevant nowadays (Atreyu)
"Old school" butt metal is basically mediocre groove metal/NWOAHM, it can also surprisingly overlap with (melodic) extreme metal, for example FFDP, Damageplan and the album Trust No One by DevilDriver
"New school" butt metal is typically inoffensive, easily digestible metalcore, for example Bad Omens, I Prevail, Spiritbox, new Of Mice & Men, new Architects and most legacy metalcore acts trying to be relevant nowadays (Atreyu)
"Dude, that's some shitty ass butt metal. Do you actually listen to Damageplan?"
"Shut up, you listen to Spiritbox and I Prevail. We're not so different"
"Shut up, you listen to Spiritbox and I Prevail. We're not so different"
by mish1 November 12, 2023
If you could hear the drip, drip, drip, you’d know immediately that he was suffering with leaky butt syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2024
A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.
by Itain'tObeeezy January 25, 2025
by cashiernumber3 February 20, 2022
The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.
by _#%^*> May 31, 2024