chef ass

a condition where your farts smell more like food than they do like poop.

dude 1: sniff, sniff, hey, did you order another pizza? sniff, with pepperoni?

dude 2: no, i just have chef ass from the pizza before

by Josef Heiter November 9, 2012

Ass Bombing

The act of taking a picture of an unsuspecting person with a bare ass extremely close to them. The picture is then sent to their mobile phone, letting them know they have been ass bombed. This is a form of photo bombing created by Michael Heasley.

"Let's start ass bombing people"
"Alright let's get Tom over there in the corner"

"Look, Kevin just found out he got ass bombed."
"I love ass bombing!"

by GoldenEagle88 July 13, 2012

ass retard

When my girl friend mixes up "asshole" and "retard" after i make fun of her.

"You make me feel like an ass retard."

by WineAndJerrys October 5, 2013

peanut ass

What happens when you eat too many peants.

Oh man, Natalie had peanut ass real bad!

by theotherbrutha January 2, 2012

ass swank

Derived from Daphne Stacks, meaning the stench of a mulattoe. A gesture used among one african-american and mulattoe friend in a joking manner.

Girl you smell like ass swank you damn mulattoe. (Joking Manner)

by I. Jackson December 6, 2004

ass fool

a person which possess negative characteristics.

That ass fool just ate all the pancakes.

by andrew June 7, 2003

Ass Hair

usually used in slang terms meaning, low life.

loser, dumb ass, retard, ignorant bastard etc.

by Hoolio, King of garbage juice July 30, 2003