Dog

A hairy human that's humps you.

My dog was put down.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022

Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.

"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"

by meletonian April 13, 2024

Hot Dog Man

Hot Dog Man:

A person who seems suspicious for a specific crime, yet has no evidence pointing to them.

I didn't do it, I'm straight hot dog man, bro!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Dog Dancer

An ancient quote used by many to describe clatty bastards throughout the omagh tech community.

For example, shape of thon black leon with a5 rims, 'bit of a dog dancer he is'

by Malachy99 March 25, 2016

Mikey The Dog

dog with a fat ass

Damn look at Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog May 17, 2025

Hot dog

A food item consisting of a bun, a cylinder of meat, and other such condiments

Despite the popular myth a hotdog is NOT, N O T a sandwich!

"the man in this gif is eating a hot dog, as he despises sandwiches."

by Daspeakerofdatruts October 21, 2020

shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022