Keel Off

Synonym for jerk off.

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.

by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019

Jacked Off

Annoyed, Aussie slang

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.

by Gilba May 6, 2022

Fuck Off

FUCK OFF MEANS BEAT IT, NOT BEAT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF MASTURBATING. BEAT IT ALSO MEANS BEATING THE DICK TILL IT CUMS.

FUCK OFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, i say to an imaginary alien.

by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022

Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 8, 2014

Joshing off

Basically jacking off but in abandoned buildings

"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"

by MtotheO-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r July 13, 2024

Chroming Off

when you listen to CHROMAKOPIA and stroke your little Tyler after each song

Person 1: "Ough I'm chroming off right now"
St. Chroma: "Good boy"

by @threealaj November 20, 2024

Off

Euphemism referring to one's bum.

When she said "Fuck off", she really wanted to get buttfucked.

by A good dictionary October 31, 2017