your retarded

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.

mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"

by twistor May 24, 2009

Your Goat

A term used in replacement of phrases such as "your mom" and "your face" to avoid the amount of people being put down. Goats will be offended instead.

Everyone has their own goat, goatless people have no soul.

"Your mom is fat!"
"YOUR GOAT IS FAT!"

by Christy-Benedict January 17, 2010

your such a moises

1. A woman making tortillas in the kitchen.
2. A anus (the rectal opening)
3. A epic fail

"Hey, dude your such a moises"

by smdwiftag ppl September 1, 2011

Your Mother

A phrase that you use to anserw any of "Tom.B's" questions, normally used to piss him off.

Tom- Hey what are you going to do this weeked
Us- Your mother
Tom- Dude your pissing me off Im gunna punch you in the face seriously.

by Yeahyeahyeah OKAY July 2, 2009

Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

by Mike November 27, 2003

your friends

oh wait, you dont have friends

me: where r ur friends?
u: idk
me: do u have friends?
u: no
me: that shucks that your friends arent real

by NicholasTheAverageHuman October 31, 2018

your face

1)a phrase that can be used to add random humor to any situation 2) a phrase that you can use to make an annoying person leave you alone

1)Hey look at that!! Its your face!!

2)person 1:Do you fellas wanna hang out tonight?
person 2: Your face!

by your face October 12, 2003