Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.

*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*

by RC Michaels December 21, 2010

What's the skinny

A request for the short version (skinny version) of a story or event.

What's the skinny on that bank robbery downtown today?
3 guys shot up the place and made off with 3 mill in cash.

by JimmyIreland August 17, 2013

What everyone seems to be

omg its a double blue text haha im so funny

What everyone seems to be dfhsdjkghdskgdhfkghgkdfh

by QwertyManWasTaken June 9, 2021

Bad Weather Bikers

A worldwide community of Buell™® American Motorcycle enthusiasts. A.K.A BadWeB for short.

Most Bad Weather Bikers don't really dig riding in the rain; the name echoes the attitude of the bad machines they ride: Thunderbolts, Lightnings, Cyclones, Blasts, Firebolts, and Ulysses, the big bad storied hero of legend who persevered through some of the baddest of bad weather ever.

Everyone enthused about Buell™® motorcycles, Buell™® rider or not, is welcome

You just got a Buell? You need to join Bad Weather Bikers. You can a learn alot from those guys.

by XBarker June 27, 2007

what the fudge

when you want to say 'what the fuck' but you have children around you.

Dad: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: dont swear daddy

by lschi1 August 24, 2015

what the fuck is juice?

Usually a minority not understanding what fruit juice is; referring to grape drink or orange drink.

My friend Dave Chappelle came over. I asked did he want some refreshments, like grape juice. His response. "what the fuck is juice"? What the fuck is juice?

by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

you what?

mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".

I'm fucking your wife.


YOU WHAT?


You heard.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004